Lewis Niles Black quotes
“I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.”
“- Disgust: There are no bears in San Francisco.
- Anger: I saw a really hairy guy, he looked like a bear.”
“Can I use that swear word now?”
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”
“Congratulations San Francisco, you've ruined pizza! First the Hawaiians, and now you!”
“We throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores, Pimps and whores! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of...” (continue)(continue reading)