“- Max: Girl, what are you doing?
- Jennifer Caulfield: Watching TV.
- Max: I can see that. Why don't you read a book? You watch too much damn TV.
- Jennifer Caulfield: Research.
- Max: Right. You're gonna be a TV star.
- Jennifer Caulfield: Wait and see.”
Laurence Fishburne - Max
Penelope Sudrow - Jennifer

- Mike: I'm telling you, Big Daddy. You're gonna be seeing this face on TV more often.
- Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"?

Billy Crystal - Mike
John Goodman - Sullivan

“Suzanne used to say that you're not really anybody in America unless you're on TV. 'Cause what's the point of doing anything worthwhile if there's nobody watching?”
Alison Folland - Lydia Mertz

“- Jeff Dunham: The White House is where the most powerful man in the free world lives.
- Walter: Oprah?”
Jeff Dunham - Himself
Jeff Dunham - Walter

“Yes, I'll go. Because a man in love with a woman doesn't have his right mind.”

William M. Holden - Peter Muncie