“- Anna: I am sorry, but the plasma separation is a very traumatic process to the body! Our policy clearly prohibits more than one in a six-month period.
- Madeline Ashton: So? It's been nearly that long already.
- Anna: Miss Ashton, you had one three weeks ago.”
Michelle Johnson - Anna
Meryl Streep - Madeline Ashton

“- Ophelia: She's been shot!
- Putter: No I haven't!
- Billie Jean: But there's blood! Putter, it's finally happened.
- Putter: It's about time.
- Binx: Gross!”
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Christian Slater - Binx

“Never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die.”
Aaron Eckhart - Chad

“Save a little craziness for menopause!”

Woody Allen - Larry Lipton

“It's my first day as a woman, already it's that time of the month.”

John Cameron Mitchell - Hedwig