“You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.”

Jackie Gleason - U.S. Bates

“She is indeed, most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red red rose.”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“All of the most beautiful women had dark hair. Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Nefertiti, Joan of Arc to name a few. In fact, it's well known that these fair haired ladies like to sit on men's faces.”
Sir Sean Connery - Ramírez