“Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain. Instead of doing heroin, you're doing God.”
David Duchovny - Randy

“Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey

“- Jimmy: Can you explain to us why for what other reason than the fact it feels good, do we want to get stoned?
- Fisher: Because it's our way of getting closer to God.
- Jimmy: That is what you're looking for; except for you didn't know it, until this minute.”
Brian Geraghty - Jimmy
Ashton Kutcher - Fisher

“If God created anything better than crack cocaine he kept that shit for himself.”
Delroy Lindo - Rodney Little

“Take me to a place, where the drugs are free, the clubs have no gravity, and every shag guarantees an orgasm!”
Lorraine Pilkington - Lulu