“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen

“Maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.”
Jack Riley - Stu Pickles

“Being there for a child is the most noble thing a toy can do.”
Tom Hanks - Woody

“- Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place, but two days ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
- Angelica: Do you have come to me to take care of two boys?
- Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.”
Elizabeth Daily - Tommy Pickles
Cheryl Chase - Angelica

“- Myron Larabee: As if I didn't have enough trouble, my son sends me out for some goofy-butt toy. Some fruity robot named Turtle Man.
- Howard Langston: It's Turbo Man. My son wants one, too.”
Sinbad - Myron Larabee
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston