“- Peter Pevensie: That's the trouble with girls. You can't carry a map in your heads.
- Lucy Pevensie: That's because our heads have something in them.”
William Moseley - Peter Pevensie
Georgie Henley - Lucy Pevensie

“- Calvin: There's a man who throws the ball to a man who has a bat.
- Adam Age 11: Oh! The nocturnal flying mammal?”

Christopher Walken - Calvin
Douglas Smith - Adam age 11

“- Mauricio: Who's Vicki?
- Hal: Vicki. Vicki, with the short brown hair.
- Mauricio: Vicki? I thought that was a guy! I was calling her Vic!”
Jason Alexander - Mauricio
Jack Black - Hal

“- Dr. Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
- Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
- Dr. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack
Robert Hays - Ted Striker

“- Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
- Ted Striker: What is it?
- Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.”
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Robert Hays - Ted Striker