“- Hazel Flagg: I don't suppose newspaper men marry - as a rule.
- Wally Cook: Not after 14 or 15. That's the dangerous age for the journalist. His ideals are not yet formed and he falls easy prey to elderly waitresses.”
Carole Lombard - Hazel Flagg
Fredric March - Wally Cook

“- Kristy: And, how old were you when you met?
- Grant Anderson: She was 18.
- Kristy: Holy! That's pretty young to get married, eh?
- Grant Anderson: Wasn't my idea.”

Kristen Thomson - Kristy
Gordon Pinsent - Grant Anderson

“I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country!”
Sofia Vergara - Gloria Delgado-Pritchett

“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

I'll never forget what my Uncle Moe said about little girls. He said, "officer, she said she was 18!".
Billy Crystal - Buddy Young Jr.