“Modern Family” quotes

TV Series Modern Family
Chris Lloyd created this TV Series in 2009
Title Modern Family
Year 2009
Creators Steven Levitan, Christopher Lloyd
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Modern Family is an American mockumentary family sitcom television series following the lives of three different but related family set-ups in suburban Los Angeles. At the head of this large, often-hilarious and unconventional family sits Jay Pritchett, now in his second marriage to gorgeous young latina wife Gloria. He has been given a second chance but old habits are hard to break, so there are a lot of culture clashes and misunderstandings but also plenty of sweet and sometimes comic family moments.
All actors – Ed O'Neill, Sofía Vergara, Julie Bowen, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Eric Stonestreet, Ty Burrell, Rico Rodriguez, Nolan Gould, Sarah Hyland, Ariel Winter, Aubrey Anderson-Emmons
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  • “I thought one of the advantages of marrying an older guy was that I was going to be able to relax. But all of this swimming and running and rowing, it’s just like how some of my relatives got into this country!”
    Sofia Vergara - Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
  • “When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all, ‘Whaaat?'”
    Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy
    [Tag:comedy, joke]
  • “With great hotness comes great responsibility.”
    Sarah Hyland - Haley Dunphy
    [Tag:beauty, comedy]
  • “I’m cool dad, that’s my thing. I’m hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face.”
    Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy
  • “Success is 1% inspiration, 98% perspiration, and 2% attention to detail.”
    Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy
  • “I always wanted a daughter: to dress her up in pretty dresses, do her hair, her nails, her makeup. No one knows this, but for the first year of his life, I made up Manny like a girl and told everyone that he was my daughter [laughing]. But just for a few times, I didn’t want to mess with his head. When he found the pictures, I told him that it...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Sofia Vergara - Gloria Delgado-Pritchett
  • “If it were easy, everyone would be hot.”
    Sarah Hyland - Haley Dunphy
  • “I always felt bad for people with emotionally distant fathers; it turns out I’m one of them. It’s a miracle I didn’t end up a stripper.”
    Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy
    [Tag:emotion, father]
  • “The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.”
    Ed O'Neill - Jay Pritchett
    [Tag:hell, past, technology]
  • I came out of the closet in my mid-twenties. I had to actually come out to my dad three times before he finally acknowledged it. I’m not sure if maybe he was hoping he heard it wrong like I had said, “Dad, I’m gray”.
    Jesse Tyler Ferguson - Mitchell Pritchett
  • “What’s my coaching philosophy? Give a kid a bird and he becomes one of those weird dudes that walks around with a bird on his shoulder. But give him a pair of wings? He can fly…”
    Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy
  • “Everyone’s staring at us. I haven’t been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.”
    Jesse Tyler Ferguson - Mitchell Pritchett
    [Tag:food, judgment, people]
  • “I am brave. Roller coasters? Love ’em. Scary movies? I’ve seen Ghostbusters like, 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I’m pretty much not afraid of anything… except for clowns. Never shared that with the family so, shh– I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Ty Burrell - Phil Dunphy
    [Tag:children, clown, fear]
  • “Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth? He’s a total flake. In fact, the only way he’s like Superman… is that they both landed in this country illegally.”
    Ed O'Neill - Jay Pritchett
  • “Women in their thirties on the Internet, they’re like ninjas. They get in their little black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.”
    Julie Bowen - Claire Dunphy
    [Tag:marriage, women]