“- Dr. Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
- Scott: Because you never kill him when you get the chance, and you're a big dope?”
Mike Myers - Dr. Evil
Seth Green - Scott Evil

“I'll kill anyone who get's in the way of me killing anyone.”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Yellowbeard

“- Man Stoner: Hey, man; I'm glad you picked me up, man. I slept in a ditch last night, man, I was about to freeze my balls off, man.
- Pedro de Pacas: Man, I didn't even know you had any, I wouldn't of stopped.”

Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

“- Principal Holmstead: Growing up is a hard enough thing as it is.
- Kelly Ernswiler: Is that what your box of tissues is for?”
Hattie Winston - Principal Holmstead
Shia LaBeouf - Kelly Ernswiler

“Your daddy stared adversity in the eye Hardy, and he beat it back with a broom.”
Matt Damon - Rannulph Junuh