“As you can see, I got my black ass back in the ghetto: the only place you can get robbed by Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.”
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“- Money Mike: Speaking of which, where was yo antennas when them niggas was tryin' to rob me?!
- Woman: I'm sorry.
- Money Mike: Don't be sorry hoe, be careful! I am tired of your presence, dismissed!”
Katt Williams - Money Mike

“Y'all look good in y'all little tight-ass rent-a-cop outfits. Merry Christmas, niggettes.”
Terry Crews - Damon

“Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“When I look out in the world I don't see nobody that looks like me with their pockets full unless they're rapping a lyrics or dribbling a ball.”
Jason Finn - Marcus