“- Mac MacGuff: I thought you were the kind of girl who knew when to say when.
- Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.”
J. K. Simmons - Mac MacGuff
Ellen Page - Juno MacGuff

“- Derek Jr.: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
- Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.”
Cyrus Arnold - Derek Jr.
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander

“You were born to a woman who believed that suffering was good for the soul, so you suffered. Your life is a testament to pain.”
Callum Keith Rennie - Leoben Conoy

“Come on. Will you, Bobby? Come on, look at her car, man. Come on, look at her car, then, look at yourself. That's three things that don't match: this car, you, and that chick! I'm tellin' ya man.”

Albert Insinnia - Gordo

“- Harvey Pollard: I don't know. Kate's a special lady.
- Terry Collins: Kate is an iceberg waiting for the Titanic.”
Troy Garity - Harvey Pollard
Billy Bob Thornton - Terry Collins