“Zoolander 2” quotes(2016)
Plot – Fifteen years after the catastrophe, Derek and Hansel are still ashamed. They receive a special invitation to participate a major international event in Rome, where they realize how the fashion world has drastically changed in the years. Despite this, Derek and Hansel are recruited to stop a deadly plot which could destroy their universe forever.
All actors – Justin Bieber, Jon Daly, Penélope Cruz, Ben Stiller, Katie Couric, Amy Stiller, Charlotte Townsend, Christine Taylor, Jim Lehrer, Owen Wilson, Christiane Amanpour, Jane Pauleyshow all
“Zoolander 2” Quotes 15 quotes
“You're asking me why I killed Justin Bieber?”
“- Valentina: Please accept my apologies.
- Derek Zoolander: None taken.”
“- Valentina: Be careful, he’ll try to get inside your head.
- Derek Zoolander: Don’t worry, it’s closed for business.”
“I'm going to retire, withdraw from public life, and become a hermit crab.”
“- Mugatu: Shut up, Valentino! Just shut up! Everyone shut up! There is no Fountain of Youth!
- Tommy Hilfiger: What?
- Mugatu: I mean, Adam and Eve and Steve? Are you serious? You actually believed that crap?”
“Meaningless sex always makes me feel better about myself.”
“Do you ever have feeling, where you see young teenage girl with perfect skin, and you want to kill her? And take her skin, and put it on your skin? We've bottled that feeling.”
“- Derek Jr.: You're the most narcissistic person I've ever met.
- Derek Zoolander: But that's not how I see myself.”
“- Hansel: Is it true you have sex for ten hours?
- Sting: No comment. [silently] Fifteen...”
“You and SpongeBob were my biggest influence ever!”
“Does being fat mean you're a terrible person?”