“500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started.”
Vin Diesel - Taylor

“You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split! ”

“Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“- Young Quincy: Can't do this shit!
- Zeke McCall: Boy, what did I tell you about using that word?
- Young Quincy: Can't should never be in a man's vocabulary.
- Zeke McCall: And why not?
- Young Quincy: Cause when you say can't you ain’t a man!”
Glenndon Chatman - Young Quincy
Dennis Haysbert - Zeke McCall

“- Veal Chop: Are you psyched to become a man?
- Big Fat Bernie Gayle: I don't know.”
Paul Giamatti - Veal Chop
Michael Lerner - Big Fat Bernie Gayle