“You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split! ”

“500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started.”
Vin Diesel - Taylor

“Damn she got in a fight with a hairdryer, and the hairdryer won.”
Jamie Kennedy - Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman

“There are three things a man must do alone: be born, die and, well, we all know the other one.”

John Leguizamo - Cholo

“Real men don't play bridge.”

Russell Crowe - Max Skinner