“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: I was curious about something your wife said when we were in bed together.
- Alan Stanwyck: Oh? What's that?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: That roughly we have the same build. From the waist up I imagine.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Tim Matheson - Alan Stanwyck

“- Walter Burns: You persuade Hildy to do the story and you can write out a nice fat insurance policy for me.
- Bruce Baldwin: I refuse to use my wife for business purposes.”
Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin

“Lorraine, you have been in Mr. Smith's arms. Nothing like that must ever happen again, it embarrasses me. You're my wife, and he's a murderer.”
Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“You've been the best wife a man could have. I've always loved you. Leslie, darling, if I could love you any more, I would now.”
Herbert Marshall - Robert Crosbie

“There's nothing like a good dose of being left alone to make a man appreciate his wife.”
Lucile Watson - Mrs. Morehead