“Nice people don't go murdering other nice people.”
Ann Todd - Gay Keane

“I can feel my hair growing.”

Doris Roberts - Grandma Lilly

“She wants a sensitive guy... more like the old me. Well, if she wants Mr. Rogers, then I'm going to show her the biggest pussy she's ever seen.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“- The Caller: If only you had dealt with the man decently, this might not have been necessary.
- Stu: I offered him money. I offered him my watch.
- The Caller: But not your respect, which is what he really wanted. You were dismissive just as you were to the nice pizza guy. You are guilty of inhumanity to your fellow man.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller
Colin Farrell - Stu Shepard

“Stu, you just gave that man $10 to walk away and saved his life. You have human emotions after all.”
Kiefer Sutherland - The Caller