“- Agent: Do you have a history of emotional problems, Mr. Wigand?
- Jeffrey Wigand: Yes. Yes, I do. I get extremely emotional when assholes put bullets in my mailbox!”
Russell Crowe - Jeffrey Wigand

“I spend so much time thinking about all the answers to the problem... That I forget what the problem actually was.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

Mr. Hunt, this isn't mission difficult, it's mission impossible. "Difficult" should be a walk in the park for you.
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck

“If a girl is six-feet-five inches tall, she's bound to have special problems.”
Spencer Tracy - Capt. T. G. Culpepper

“- President Camacho: Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now. But I've got a 3 point plan that's going to fix everything.
- Congressman: Break it down, Camacho!
- President Camacho: Number 1: We've got this guy Not Sure. Number 2: He's got a higher IQ than any man alive. And number 3: He's going to fix everything.”
Terry Crews - President Camacho
Christopher M. Campos - Congressman