“Our parents can't be spies... they're not cool enough!”
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez

“Attention all campers, it's 9:30... and that's lights-out time here at Camp Northstar, 9:30 as you know. Tomorrow is parents day, and you must look rested or Morty will be sent to the state penitentiary.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Don: Things are not always what they seem to be.
- Bob: I know that, Don.
- Don: Because there are people on this street - they want this, they want that. Do anything to get it. You don't have friends this life.”
Dennis Franz - Don
Sean Nelson - Bob

“Friends don't care about issues like dwarf tossing.”
Peter Dinklage

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside