Carroll O'Connor quotes
“The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.”
“- Marty O'Reilly: I put the special candle out there that repels all the bugs, every species but one.
- Wally Jatczak: Marty, what species is that?
- Marty O'Reilly: The saber toothed fly.”
“- Marty O'Reilly: This guy you're talking about, he can't sing at all.
- Angelo Pardipillo: He can't sing? Then why has he got such a big band?
- Wally Jatczak: To drown him out!”
“Will you go find yourself a gondola?”