Carroll O'Connor movie quotes

“The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.”
Carroll O'Connor

“- Marty O'Reilly: I put the special candle out there that repels all the bugs, every species but one.
- Wally Jatczak: Marty, what species is that?
- Marty O'Reilly: The saber toothed fly.”
Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
William Bronder - Wally Jatczak

“People see Archie Bunker everywhere. Particularly girls; poor
girls, richgirls, all kinds of girls are always coming up to me
and telling me that Archie is just like their dad.”
Carroll O'Connor

“- Marty O'Reilly: This guy you're talking about, he can't sing at all.
- Angelo Pardipillo: He can't sing? Then why has he got such a big band?
- Wally Jatczak: To drown him out!”
Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
Robert Loggia - Angelo Pardipillo
William Bronder - Wally Jatczak

“Will you go find yourself a gondola?”

Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly

“- Marty O'Reilly: You're beautiful, and no one's going to notice your chest.
- Grace Briggs: Thanks a lot.”

Carroll O'Connor - Marty O'Reilly
Minnie Driver - Grace Briggs