- Jack Burton: [pointing to Chinese writing on elevator] What does that say?
- Wang Chi: "Hell of Boiling Oil".
- Jack Burton: You're kidding.
- Wang Chi: Yeah, I am. It says "keep out".
“- Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
- Brian Mars: Because you're being asshole-ish.
- Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!”
“Anyone ever tell you you could pass for Asian?”