“Big Man on Campus” quotes

Movie Big Man on Campus
Title Big Man on Campus
Year 1989
Director Jeremy Kagan
Genre Comedy, Fantasy
Interpreted by
Plot – Quasimodo, the monstrous bell-ringer of Notre Dame, kidnaps the beautiful Esmeralda on orders of Archdeacon Frollo. Captain de Chateaupers frees the girl but Frollo manages to accuse her of murder.
All actors – Allan Katz, Corey Parker, Cindy Williams, Melora Hardin, Gerrit Graham, Jessica Harper, Tom Skerritt, John Finnegan, Bill Morey, Adrew Block, Armin Shimerman, Sam Assaid
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  • “- Dr. Webster: I think you should have your own name, a name that is not like a famous person's.
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob!
    - Dr. Webster: Bob.
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga. Anyone famous named Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga?
    - Dr. Webster: I doubt it.”

    Tom Skerritt - Dr. Webster
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    [Tag:fame, name]
  • “He's going to kill me in the night and eat my clothes.”

    Corey Parker - Alex
    [Tag:eating, killing]
  • “- Taxi Driver: You talk funny!
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from?
    - Taxi Driver: Transylvania!
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.”

    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    [Tag:america, city, place]
  • “- Dr. Webster: Now, do you have any questions?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Yes, why is my face leaking?”

    Tom Skerritt - Dr. Webster
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    [Tag:face, questions]
  • “- Dr. Fisk: Who do you find more capable of examining you, Dr. Webster or Dr. Fisk?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dr. Fisk!
    - Dr. Fisk: Great, now what do you consider yourself, a wise man or a complete and total fool?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Complete and total fool!”

    Jessica Harper - Dr. Fisk
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
  • “Love conquers all! Love is what dreams are made of! Love sucks!”
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
  • “- Diane Gerard: What's this?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Dress.
    - Dr. Webster: And who wears the dress?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Pope.”

    Cindy Williams - Diane Girard
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    [Tag:clothes, pope]
  • “- Cathy: You can choose any piece of chicken you want, like a breast or thigh or wing.
    - Server: What can I get for you?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Two faces.”

    Melora Hardin - Cathy
    Sam Assaid - Server
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    [Tag:eating, face, food]
  • “- Dr. Webster: Well, I think the first thing we can do is get a name for you, and I think you should pick it. Now, can you think of a name that you'd like to be your name? What?
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Judy Finkel.
    - Dr. Webster: Well, Judy Finkel is a nice name...
    - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: Thank you.
    - Dr. Webster: ...but...” (continue)
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    Tom Skerritt - Dr. Webster
    Allan Katz - Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga
    [Tag:gender, name]