“Deal of the Century” quotes

Movie Deal of the Century
Title Deal of the Century
Year 1983
Director William Friedkin
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – Two arms dealers are planning to deal their items throughout the world, but they haven't come to terms with a terrible "internal" enemy, that is disorganization. Consequences are disastrous indeed.
All actors – Chevy Chase, Sigourney Weaver, Gregory Hines, Vince Edwards, William Marquez, Eduardo Ricard, Richard Herd, Graham Jarvis, Wallace Shawn, Randi Brooks, Ebbe Roe Smith, Richard Libertini
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  • Here's a little item I think you might go for in a big way - Dragonteeth mines. Made in the US and used successfully in Vietnam, I might add. These little honeys won't kill ya', but they're guaranteed to take a foot off. Take a couple of samples, take 'em home, see if you like'em, let me know how many you need. Okay?”

    Chevy Chase - Eddie Muntz
  • “- General Huddleston: This is a great day for the Air Force, Senator.
    - Sen. Bryce: Why is that, General?
    - General Huddleston: Because the Navy ordered twenty of those disasters.
    - Navy Officers: Son of a bitch!”

    Robert Cornthwaite - Huddleston
    Ken Letner - Sen. Bryce
    [Tag:army, mistake, rivalry]
  • “- Ray Kasternak: I do not do the good that I want. But the evil I do not want is what I do. Now if I do what I do not want it is no longer I that do it, but sin which dwells within me.
    - Eddie Muntz: That's beautiful, Ray.”

    Gregory Hines - Ray Kasternak
    Chevy Chase - Eddie Muntz
    [Tag:evil, goodness, sin]
  • “It's only my second day in San Miguel, and I'll tell ya', I'm ready to hitchhike to Jonestown for a few laughs and a cool drink. This place is hotter than Dolly Parton's minipad. My job takes me all over the world. Lebanon, Nicaragua... Newark. You name it, I'm in there. Always where the action is.”
    Chevy Chase - Eddie Muntz
    [Tag:job, traveling]