“Good Luck Chuck” quotes

Movie Good Luck Chuck
Title Good Luck Chuck
Year 2007
Director Mark Helfrich
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – It all started when Charlie Logan was ten years old, when he went against the rules of 'Seven Minutes in Heaven' and refused to kiss a Goth, who in retaliation put a curse on him. Now, twenty-five years later, Charlie is a successful dentist, but he is still under the curse. While his best friend, the plastic surgeon Stu, chases as many female patients as possible, Charlie cannot seem to find the right girl. To make matters worse, at the wedding of one of his ex-girlfriends he discovers that every woman he has ever gone to bed with has found their true love in the man they dated immediately after him. Before he knows it, Charlie's reputation as 'good-luck boy' means that many women, from sexy strangers to his overweight secretary, cast themselves on him for a quickie. However, a life filled with sex and no love has made Charlie lonelier than ever, at least until he meets Cam. A clumsy specialist in penguins, Cam is beautiful and difficult to conquer. When the two seem to be getting more involved, Charlie realizes he must find a way to break his good-luck curse before the girl of his dreams ends up settling down with the next guy she meets.
All actors – Connor Price, Troy Gentile, Mackenzie Mowat, Sasha Pieterse, Caroline Ford, Dane Cook, Chelan Simmons, Dan Fogler, Natalie Morris, Ellia English, Tseng Chang, Michael Teigen
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  • “I roll joints in pages from philosophers' books. It's like smoking their thoughts.”

    Lonny Ross - Joe
  • “- Charlie: I'm a doctor.
    - Stu: He's a heart surgeon. You're a dentist. It's like saying General Patton and Colonel Mustard are both military men.”

    Dane Cook - Charlie
    Dan Fogler - Stu
  • “- Cam Wexler: When a male is sweet on a female, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble to present to her. When he finally finds it, he waddles over and presents the stone by placing it at her feet. If she accepts, they'll be life-long mates.
    - Charlie: It's kind of like an engagement ring.”

    Jessica Alba - Cam
    Dane Cook - Charlie
  • - Stu: I'm a reconstructive surgeon. If anyone has an accident or was born with a deformity, I'm there to help.
    - Charlie: And by "deformity" he means small breasts.
    - Stu: He's just jealous because he has to clean plaque all day long while I'm out making the world a better place.

    Dan Fogler - Stu
    Dane Cook - Charlie
  • “- Cam Wexler: I wanna be part of someone's life not all of it.
    - Joe: Have you taken a look at your bedroom lately? If you love something, sometimes you just wanna be surrounded by it.”

    Jessica Alba - Cam
    Lonny Ross - Joe
    [Tag:company, life, love]
  • “- Goth Girl: Charlie Logan, you are not my boyfriend anymore! I hex you!
    - Young Charlie: You what?
    - Goth Girl: I hex you. You will never be happy! Around you love will fall like rain. You won't hold it. Your heart will pain! Once the girl has been with you, to the next she will be true!”

    Sasha Pieterse - Goth Girl
    Connor Price - Young Charlie
  • “- Charlie: It's that word, man. Love. I wanted to say it but I just couldn't. How could I say something if I don't feel it?
    - Stu: Easy. Lie! What do you think all relationships are based on, man? Lies!”

    Dane Cook - Charlie
    Dan Fogler - Stu
  • “What is it that all women want? To get married, raise crib midgets.”
    Dan Fogler - Stu
    [Tag:birth, marriage, women]
  • “My entire life, I've been nothing more than a stepping-stone to every relationship I've ever been in. There's always been a next guy who's better than me. For once in my life, I want to be that next guy.”
    Dane Cook - Charlie