“Porky's II: The Next Day” quotes

Movie Porky's II: The Next Day
Title Porky's II: The Next Day
Year 1983
Director Bob Clark
Genre Comedy
Plot – Many students at Angel Beach in Florida continue making unrestrained jokes and talking about sex. Pippin Morris organizes amorous encounters to his friends, meanwhile other students are preparing a theatrical show based on a Shakespeare's work. The Reverend judges the texts obscene and suspends their rehearsals, so the guys think to find an ally in the town's police commissioner. Once deceived, they organize their revenge and humiliate the mayor in front of the crowd. Wendy, Pippin's girlfriend, is invited to dinner by the police commissioner and she ridicules him in many ways. Finally the bad ones are exposed and innocence and spontaneity triumph.
All actors – Dan Monahan, Wyatt Knight, Mark Herrier, Roger Wilson, Cyril O'Reilly, Tony Ganios, Kaki Hunter, Scott Colomby, Nancy Parsons, Joseph Runningfox, Eric Christmas, Bill Wiley
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  • “- Wendy: Do you know how I got my reputation?
    - Pee Wee: How?
    - Wendy: In the 8th grade, I didn't know anything. A bunch of guys wanted to get me to go skinny dipping, I didn't want to but I didn't care if they did so I just watched. I thought it was funny, flopping around... the next day I was a slut, the original mattress-back.”

    Kaki Hunter - Wendy
    Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
    [Tag:reputation, sex]
  • - Steve: Brian, really, who do I look like?
    - Brian: For the third time... Boris Karloff as "The Mummy".

    Rod Ball - Steve
    Scott Colomby - Brian
  • “This zemel has been used to chop off literally hundreds of foreskins... what better to shave the heads of a bunch of pricks like you?”

    Scott Colomby - Brian
  • “- Pee Wee: You guys are just jealous because I ruined Wendy for everybody else. Now that she's had me, what's left?
    - Mickey: Yeah well, that's not what she told me, Pee Wee.
    - Pee Wee: Well, what did she tell you?
    - Tommy: Ask her, Pee Wee, here she comes.
    - Billy: Yeah, I can hear her panting from here.”

    Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
    Roger Wilson - Mickey
    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    Mark Herrier - Billy
    [Tag:lies, sex]
  • “- Wendy: Just tell the guys that you called up all the girls in your harem and none of them wanted to do it with all those jerks.
    - Pee Wee: I bet you would.
    - Wendy: I don't have a harem.
    - Pee Wee: That's not what I heard.”

    Kaki Hunter - Wendy
    Dan Monahan - Pee Wee
  • “- Tommy: We take this snake...
    - Billy: Jesus Christ! What the hell are you doing?! Get that out of my face!
    - Tommy: You don't like snakes?
    - Billy: I hate snakes! You know I hate snakes! Jesus!”

    Wyatt Knight - Tommy
    Mark Herrier - Billy
    [Tag:animals, fear]
  • “- Gebhardt: I'm leaving.
    - Wendy: You get out of that chair and I'll yell rape.
    - Gebhardt: You'll what?
    - Wendy: I'll yell rape.
    - Gebhardt: You're bluffing.
    - Wendy: Rape! Rape! Oh, Bobby, don't leave me. I can't have our baby alone.
    - Gebhardt: My daughter. She' so funny. She's just wow.”

    Edward Winter - Gebhardt
    Kaki Hunter - Wendy
    [Tag:blackmail, rape]