“The Bachelor” quotes(1999)
Plot – The young Jimmie Shannon loves his independence and cannot think about getting married. Unexpectedly, he meets Anne and falls in love with her. After 3 years, Jimmie asks Anne to marry him in the most romantic restaurant in town. However, his proposal is so clumsy that even offends Anne, who answers ‘no’ and goes away disappointed. After a while, Jimmie’s grandpa dies, leaving him 100 million dollars as inheritance, but only if he gets married before he turns 30-years-old. That will happen in 24 hours. Encouraged by the lawyer Gluckman and the broker O’Dell, Jimmie makes a deal with a priest and launches himself in the bride’s research.
All actors – Chris O'Donnell, Renée Zellweger, Artie Lange, Edward Asner, Hal Holbrook, James Cromwell, Marley Shelton, Peter Ustinov, Katharine Towne, Rebecca Cross, Stacy Edwards, Mariah Careyshow all
“The Bachelor” Quotes 9 quotes
“It's a wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.”
“- Roy O'Dell: Time for desperate measures. What about my daughter?
- Jimmie Shannon: Absolutely not!
- Roy O'Dell: Why not? She's not good enough for you?
- Jimmie Shannon: She's fifteen!
- Roy O'Dell: Well, it's pretty late in the game for you to be Mr. Choosy.”
“- Natalie Arden: What kind of dumb bitch lets Leonardo DiCaprio drown?
- Anne Arden: Nat, mind your own business.”
“- Marco: Ok, crunch time. Seventh game of the World Series. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs. Full count. It's our last chance. There's no tomorrow. Got it?
- Jimmie Shannon: Four cliches ago.”
“I'm not interested in your goddamn vagina, all right? I just want to marry you!”
“- Marco: Your birthday is soon, right? Like next week?
- Jimmie Shannon: No, it's not next week.
- Marco: Thank God.
- Jimmie Shannon: It's tomorrow!”
“- Jimmie Shannon: Just give me the damn symbolic vaginas.
- Marco: You are sick!”