“- Jonathan Safran Foer: What is it?
- Alex: Soviets.
- Jonathan Safran Foer: What happened?
- Alex: Independence.”

Elijah Wood - Jonathan Safran Foer
Eugene Hutz - Alex

“- Mr. Evans: Before this war began, my business took me there often. As I saw those northerners build that town, I witnessed the seeds of our destruction being sown.
- Jack Bull Chiles: The foundin' of that town was truly the beginnin' of the Yankee invasion.”

Zach Grenier - Mr. Evans
Skeet Ulrich - Jack Bull Chiles

“- Jack: I've never seen anything like that! What do you have in mind?
- Nick: I don't know, but if somebody built it, somebody can unbuild it.”

Edward Norton - Jack Teller
Robert De Niro - Nick Wells

“Who's the real monster here? I destroy, to build something better! Whereas you? You're a man who destroys for revenge!”

Colin Friels - Louis Strack Jr.

“- SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
- King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune