“- Michael Kellam: How can something so small create so much of something so disgusting?
- Peter Mitchell: Beats the shit out of me.”

Steve Guttenberg - Michael Kellam
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“The subtlety of you Orientals is very much overestimated.”
Barbara Stanwyck - Megan

“- Sebastian: I think there was a pea under my pillow.
- Henry: I'll look into it, Sir.”

Robin Dunne - Sebastian Valmont
Clement von Franckenstein - Henry

“Now, listen carefully. Lord Denethor is Boromir's father. To give him news of his beloved son's death would be most unwise. And do not mention Frodo, or the Ring. And say nothing of Aragorn either. In fact, it's better if you don't speak at all, Peregrin Took.”

Sir Ian McKellen - Gandalf

“You're slamming my door like some kind of gorilla on a football field!”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Tre Styles