“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”
Gedde Watanabe - Long Duk Dong
Justin Henry - Mike Baker
Max Showalter - Fred

“- Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
- Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza?
- Splinter: Pizza's okay.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter
Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo

“Nick, do you like basgetti?”

Jonny Brugh - Deacon

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord