“- Lord Arthur Goring: I am glad you have called. I am going to give you some advice.
- Mrs. Laura Cheveley: Oh pray, don't. One should never give a woman something that she can't wear in the evening.”
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring
Julianne Moore - Mrs. Laura Cheveley

- Sidney Deane: Billy, I have four words for you: "Listen to the Woman".
- Billy Hoyle: What the hell does that mean, "Listen to the woman"? I tried to listen to the woman and you're the one who talked me out of it.
- Sidney Deane: Wait a minute. I didn't talk you out of anything. I presented you with an option and you took it.
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane
Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle

“Women are a labyrinth, my friend. Can I be frank? I don't think you listen to her. I think you tell her what she wants to hear. She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is, all the complicated splendor that is women.”
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy

“You gotta do what your heart tells you to do. Let me tell you somethin' right now. You're only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years.”
Chazz Palminteri - Sonny

“Between you and me, let me tell you somethin'. Don't ever put a woman up on a pedestal. Cuz it'll just give her a chance to kick your teeth right down your throat.”

Gary Busey - The Ballplayer