“- Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
- Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and... kazoom.”
Curly Howard - Louis
Frank Moore - Jacques

“We're wasting our time with animals, professor Delhurst. We give them massive doses of radiation so they'll lose their hair, then we try to make it grow back again, but it won't. Just end up dying from cancer.”
Robert Kennedy - Brett

“- Max Wesley: Why do you care, anyway?
- Jesse: If one of your friends was in trouble, wouldn't you try to help him?
- Max Wesley: If I could.
- Jesse: My friends are whales.”
Vincent Berry - Max Wesley
Jason James Richter - Jesse

“Let's say goodbye like friends we were? Not like animals.”

Thomas Jane - Frank Castle

“Froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and I ran him over with the back tire. I killed him. I was really heartbroken. Really, he was my best friend in the whole world; the only thing I ever loved.”

Joe Pesci - Leo Getz