“- Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
- Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and... kazoom.”
Curly Howard - Louis
Frank Moore - Jacques

“We're wasting our time with animals, professor Delhurst. We give them massive doses of radiation so they'll lose their hair, then we try to make it grow back again, but it won't. Just end up dying from cancer.”
Robert Kennedy - Brett

“- George: Be kind to your web-footed friends, for a duck maybe somebody's mother...
- Eddie Dash: Would you knock it off with the web-footed friends shit?”
Gene Wilder - George
Richard Pryor - Eddie Dash

“- Thalice: Harry, why is there herring in the fridge?
- Toni: It's for a friend.
- Thalice: A fish eating raspberry blowing friend? Harry Whitney, you knew that seal was gonna come back here!”

Chelsea Field - Thalice Whitney
Tina Majorino - Toni Whitney

“- Max Wesley: Why do you care, anyway?
- Jesse: If one of your friends was in trouble, wouldn't you try to help him?
- Max Wesley: If I could.
- Jesse: My friends are whales.”
Vincent Berry - Max Wesley
Jason James Richter - Jesse