Curly Howard quotes
“- Larry: What's that for?
- Curly: We didn't do nothing!
- Moe: That's in case you do when I'm not around.”
“- Louis: What? Uh, you're gonna take a flamethrower for a rat?
- Jacques: No, obesity-breath. This is no ordinary flamethrower. See, I modified this baby myself. I just find the rat, aim, and... kazoom.”
“- Defense Attorney: Talk so the jury can understand!
- Curly: Is everybody dumb?”
“- Fire Captain Ashe: If this was the army, I'd have you shot at sunrise!
- Curly: But you couldn't do that, cap, we don't get up that early!”
“- K.O. Stradivarius: Time out! Time out!
- Moe: I suppose you'll want the afternoon off.”
“Every time I hear that Weasel tune, something pops inside me.”
“- Johnson: Aren't you guys asleep yet?
- Curly: Certainly, I dreamed we saw a swimming pool, so we dove in.”
“I'm a victim of circumstance.”