“We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke!”
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Cynthia

“- Martin: Jesus Christ! Look at this - my sneaker's ruined!
- Erica: They're only thirty-five dollars.”

Michael Murphy - Martin
Jill Clayburgh - Erica

You cannot say to the sun "More sun". Or to the rain "Less rain".
Shizuko Hoshi - Sayuri Narration

“- Donkey: I don't wanna die! I'm melting!
- Shrek: It's just the rain.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek

“Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.”

Eddie Murphy - Donkey