- Lumiere: Master, we all understand how you feel about Christmas. But when a woman gives a man a gift, she's saying, "I care about you".
- Beast: But I don't have a gift for her.
- Lumiere: It's not too late.
Jerry Orbach - Lumiere
Robby Benson - Beast

“- Maurice Doyle: Daddy, where's the carriages?
- Desmond Doyle: Santa was a bit strapped for cash this year. Costs a lot of money to feed those elves, you know.”

Hugh McDonagh - Maurice Doyle
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“Our lives are remembered by the gifts we leave our children.”
John Mahoney - Preston B. Whitmore

“Hello? Who? Oh. Listen, bitch, I'll get the kid a few toys for Christmas, so don't bug me! Yeah, I know it's only a few days till Christmas, what do you think? Think I live under a rock or something?”

Bob Jones - Grover

“If you want to give me a present, give me a good life. That's something I can value.”

Raymond Massey - Adam Trask