“I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to
achieve immortality through not dying.”
Woody Allen

“- Katherine Caldwell: Count Alucard's real name is Count Dracula.
- Frank Stanley: Count Dracula? You mean the Hungarian who's supposed to have become...
- Katherine Caldwell: Don't use that word. We don't like it. Say, rather, that we are undead, immortal.”
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell
Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“- Blade: You're not immortal. I musta heard hundreds of you rodents make the same claim. Each one of them has tasted the end of my sword.
- Dracula: Perhaps I will too, then. But I think it is more likely the next time we meet, you fall before mine.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
Dominic Purcell - Drake

“- Lisle Von Rhuman: But you'll never grow old!
- Ernest Menville: Yes, but everybody else will! I'll have to watch everyone around me die. I don't think this is right. This is not a dream. This is a nightmare!”
Isabella Rossellini - Lisle Von Rhuman
Bruce Willis - Ernest Menville

“You know us Southerns. I mean, the minute the Confederacy died it became immortal.”
Ethan Embry - Bobby Ray