“Every year, the United States permits the entrance of about 150,000 immigrants. That number is proportioned among the various European countries. You were born in Bucharest; so, you come under the Romanian quota.”
Harry Shannon - American Immigration Official

“I dub you Pinocchio's conscience, Lord High Keeper of the Knowledge of Right and Wrong, Counselor in Moments of High Temptation, and Guide Along the Straight and Narrow Path. Arise, Sir Jiminy Cricket.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“I always say, better ask forgiveness than permission.”
Jeremy Irons - Brom

“- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Street, you have a driver's license?
- Jim Street: Got a library card.
- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: Good enough. So get your uniform on. You're driving me around today.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
Colin Farrell - Jim Street

- Cher: "Second notice on three outstanding tickets". I don't remember getting a first notice.
- Mel Horowitz: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.
- Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.
Alicia Silverstone - Cher
Dan Hedaya - Mel Horowitz