“- Randi James: Hey, you're hurt.
- Roger Mortis: Lady, I'm fucking dead.
- Randi James: Well it doesn't give you the right to be rude.”

Lindsay Frost - Randi James
Treat Williams - Roger Mortis

“- Peg: Good morning Joyce. Avon calling.
- Joyce: Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?
- Peg: Yes.
- Joyce: Well don't you know that means I'm busy?”
Dianne Wiest - Peg
Kathy Baker - Joyce

“Minimumwage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake

“Put a cork in it honey, I'm talkin business.”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig