“I'm so happy, I'm so happy! Nobody can be so happy without being punished.”

Greta Garbo - Nina Ivanovna Yakushova aka Ninotchka

“When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.”
Ryan Reynolds - Chris Brander

“He doesn't want a wife. He wants a love slave, one that he can kick around.”
Elizabeth Peña - Rosie Morales

“A lover's eyes will gaze an eagle blind. A lover's ear will hear the lowest sound. Love's feeling is more soft and sensible than are the tender horns of cockled snails.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Berowne

“Clark, its not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.”

Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold