“Monsters belong in B movies.”
Jack Black - Carl Denham

“Okay you guys, listen up! People pay good money to see this movie! When they go out to a theater they want cold sodas, hot popcorn, and no monsters in the projection booth! Do I have to come up there myself? Do you think the Gremsters can stand up to the Hulkster? Well, if I were you, I'd run the rest of Gremlins 2! Right now!”
Hulk Hogan - Himself

“Godzilla... I was hoping I would never hear that name again.”
Keiju Kobayashi - Prime Minister Mitamura

“- Isabel Fuentes: Alex, this is Chuy.
- Alex Whitman: Chuy, hi. I'm Luke Skywalker.”
Salma Hayek - Isabel Fuentes Whitman
Matthew Perry - Alex Whitman

“- Ivan Checkov: I am Ivan Checkov, and you will be closing now.
- Murphy: Checkov? Well, this here's McCoy. We find a Spock, we got us an away team.”

Scott Griffith - Ivan Checkov
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus