“- Iris: How long have you been a lonely guy?
- Larry: Is it that noticeable? What is it that gave me away?
- Iris: I know phony sweat when I smell it. When you first came in, I thought you were Larry Bird.”

Judith Ivey - Iris
Steve Martin - Larry

“Have you ever felt completely alone? Alone in a world of danger, and no one to rely on? Danger on every hand, in a world fraught with danger? And at the brink of death I felt in my pocket, and what did I find? What did I find? What did I find? Nothing. There's nothing there. It's all in your head.”
Sean Penn - Jim

“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
- Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.”
Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“- Wanda: He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
- Oscar Madison: How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.”
Rebecca Schull - Wanda, the Vixen
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison