“Lies, deceit, mixed messages... this is turning into a real marriage.”

John Travolta - Castor Troy

“- Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
- Michael 'Mike' Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
- Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.”
Heather Donahue - Herself
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself

“- Wanda: He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
- Oscar Madison: How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.”
Rebecca Schull - Wanda, the Vixen
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

“- Sandor Szavost: Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties? May I ask why a beautiful woman who could have any man in this room wants to be married?
- Alice Harford: Why wouldn't she?
- Sandor Szavost: Is it as bad as that?
- Alice Harford: As good as that!”
Sky du Mont - Sandor Szavost
Nicole Kidman - Alice Harford

“- Blu: What's so wrong with humans?
- Roberto: Oh they lure you in... they trap you... they destroy your mind!”
Jesse Eisenberg - Blu
Bruno Mars - Roberto