“- Corky: To steal, I need to know someone like I know myself.
- Violet: You think you know me like that?”
Gina Gershon - Corky
Jennifer Tilly - Violet

“This is right, my dear. I stole something, I did. I stole happiness with you. I don't mind paying.”

Liam Neeson - Valjean

“In your mind, somebody might break into your house to harm you or your family. What does that person look like?”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself

“I never mean to steal anything, but when I see a nice car, I just start twitching.”
Noah Poletiek - Twitch

“- Tommy: You wanna give me one good reason why you would steal a snickers bar.
- Bert: The nougat?”
Hal Courtney - Tommy
James DeBello - Bert