“- Maggie Blake: Listen, sweetie, I don't know the boy, but you have to be a bit of a dork to prefer math to a beautiful girl. You know what I'm saying?
- Belle Blake: By the time I'm done with him, he won't be able to count on his fingers.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Maggie Blake
Dianna Agron - Belle Blake

“What humans describe as sane is a narrow range of behaviors. Most states of consciousness are insane.”
Jeffrey Wright - Bernard Lowe

“- Bruce Baldwin: I like him; he's got a lot of charm.
- Hildy Johnson: Well he comes by it naturally, his grandfather was a snake.”

Ralph Bellamy - Bruce Baldwin
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Tracy Lord: How do I look?
- Seth Lord: Like a queen. Like a goddess.
- Tracy Lord: And do you know how I feel?
- Seth Lord: How?
- Tracy Lord: Like a human. Like a human being.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
John Halliday - Seth Lord

“A man can always change things. That's what makes him different from the barnyard critters.”

Jane Darwell - Ma Stone