“Generals can do anything. There's nothing so much like a god on earth as a General on a battlefield.”
Jeff Daniels - Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain

“- Gen. Robert E. Lee: When the fight is coming, I want you to stay back from the main line. This army has already lost far too many of it's veteran commanders, and you sir have a very bad habit of moving too far forward.
- Lieut. Gen. James Longstreet: Can't lead from behind.”
Martin Sheen - Gen. Robert E. Lee
Tom Berenger - Lieut. Gen. James Longstreet

- Raphael: So that's the plan from the "great leader", huh? Just sit here on our butts!
- Leonardo: I never said I was a great leader.
- Raphael: Well you sure act like it sometimes.
- Leonardo: Yeah? Well, you act like a jerk sometimes, you know that? And this attitude of yours isn't helping anything.
Josh Pais - Raphael
David Forman - Leonardo

“Hey, baby, stop messing around with the crew and get back here. You belong at the Captain's table, don't ever forget that.”

Clark Gable - Verne

“Cameron's got me towed up tighter than Hitler has Mussolini.”

Russell Hicks - Pringle