“From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.”
Peter R. Thewes - Hazmat Officer

“- Carl: Do we know if they're sleeping together. Is there proof?
- Laura: I need more time.
- Glen: They're humping too quick to get pictures. Let's get a better detective!”
Ed Begley Jr. - Carl
Khandi Alexander - Laura
Jere Burns - Glen

“Rosa Diaz-Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake Peralta-I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.”
Andy Samberg - Jake Peralta
Stephanie Beatriz - Rosa Diaz

“Detective without curiosity is like glass eye at keyhole - no good.”
Sidney Toler - Charlie Chan

“- Walter Neff: What do the police figure?
- Barton Keyes: That he got tangled up in his crutches and fell off the train. They're satisfied. It's not their dough.”

Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff
Edward G. Robinson - Barton Keyes