Plot – Uncle Joe is an old rich man. He's on a wheelchair, but he's far from being helpless. He has made money thanks to scrap metal trade. Around him, his relatives wait his death. When Joe has a crush on Molly, everyone panics, so they call Daniel, his grandson who's anything but dull to the lure of money too.
All actors – Michael J. Fox, Kirk Douglas, Nancy Travis, Olivia d'Abo, Phil Hartman, Ed Begley Jr., Jere Burns, Colleen Camp, Bob Balaban, Joyce Hyser, Mary Ellen Trainor, Siobhan Fallon Hoganshow all
“Greedy” Quotes 30 quotes
“I'm no more a nurse than you are a human being.”
“A young girl with a body like that. When she's through with him they'll be nothing left but a smile and an old hat.”
“She's going to get everything. That's the way these old guys are. Tough as nails, biggest son of a bitch in the world, she touches his shriveled-up little noodle, and his brains turn to frozen yogurt. She'll marry him, screw him six feet into the ground and then get everything!”
“Let me tell you something, handsome. If I were having sex with your Uncle Joe, he'd be dead by now.”
“You can go dance the hully gully for all I care!”
“Keep your breasts off his eyebrows.”
“- Uncle Joe: Where are my presents? I like presents, especially from people who love me.
- Joe: And who would that be?”
“He used to brag to me how he got up every morning at five am to play racketball at 71 years old. You don't hear him bragging now.”
“- Daniel: Oh, great. Now I'm impotent.
- Robin: We just kissed for two seconds?
- Daniel: No, it never takes me this long. Usually we're showering by now!”
“- Robin: He seem nervous to you?
- Wayne: Couldn't pull a pin out of his ass with a tractor.”
“- Molly Richardson: You bastard!
- Daniel: I like it better when she says it. I think it's the accent or something.”