“The Other Guys” quotes(2010)
All actors – Will Ferrell, Derek Jeter, Mark Wahlberg, Eva Mendes, Michael Keaton, Larnell Stovall, Jalil Jay Lynch, Roy T. Anderson, Ray Stevenson, Samuel L. Jackson, Andrew Secunda, Sara Chaseshow all
“The Other Guys” Quotes 28 quotes
“You keep hiding from shit in the world, and eventually the world comes to your front door.”
“- Hal: What would you rather be, a bear or a dog?
- Terry Hoitz: I don't care.
- Hal: I would rather be a bear-dog, half bear, half dog. Because that way I would live in the house, but I still get to make a doodie in the woods!”
“One day I'll get you over that wall of anger, and it will be glorious!”
“There is nothing about you that makes a man a man, ok? You've got no gun, no car, no wife, and now you've got no partner.”
“In New York City there's a fine line between law and chaos. On that line live Danson and Highsmith.”
“I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly!”
“From bodily fluids and hair samples, we've determined that a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in there.”
“- Allen Gamble: I can't hear! I can't hear! There's blood blisters on my hands! Oh, my God! How do you walk away in a movie without flinching when it explodes behind them? There's no way! I call bullshit on that! When they flew the Millennium Falcon outside of the Death Star, and it was followed by the explosion, that was bullshit!
- Terry Hoitz...” (continue)(continue reading)
“This meal is terrible... it tastes like roasted dog asshole.”
“- Allen Gamble: I'm so tired of you getting angry, and yelling all the time, it's exhausting. I feel like I'm partners with the Hulk.
- Terry Hoitz: You want to know why I'm so angry all the time? Because the more I try to do right the more I screw things up.”
“I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it soundsfeminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Roger Wesley: There are three things I love in this world: Kylie Minogue, small dimples just above a woman's buttocks...
- Allen Gamble: Beautiful features.
- Roger Wesley: And the fear in a man's eye when he know's I'm about to hurt him.”
“If I wanna hear you talk, I'll shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!”