“- Pacha: For the last time, it was not a kiss!
- Kuzco: Well, whatever you call it, it was disgusting! And to think, if you'd done what I ordered you to do in the first place, we all could have been spared your little kiss of life!”

David Spade - Kuzco
John Goodman - Patcha

“Oh, don't kiss me - I don't know where your lips have been.”
Mona Lyden - Mishi

“The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.”
Leonardo DiCaprio

“And you know how I perceived one of the most glorious events in the universe? With these ridiculous gelatinous orbs in my skull! With eyes designed to perceive only a tiny fraction of the EM spectrum. With ears designed only to hear vibrations in the air.”

Dean Stockwell - John Cavil

“- Juni Cortez: Eew, gross!
- Carmen Cortez: What do you see?
- Juni Cortez: You.”
Daryl Sabara - Juni Cortez
Alexa PenaVega - Carmen Cortez