“- Betty Schaefer: Oh, the old familiar story. You help a timid little soul cross a crowded street, she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money. - Joe Gillis: That's the trouble with you readers, you know all the plots.”
Nancy Olson - Betty Schaefer
William M. Holden - Joe Gillis
“- Donkey: Stairs? I thought we were lookin' for the Princess. - Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. - Donkey: How do you know that? - Shrek: I read it in a book once.”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Mike Myers - Shrek
“- E. Garner Goodman: How much do you know about the death penalty? - Adam Hall: I've read everything there is. - E. Garner Goodman: Then you know nothing.”
Robert Prosky - E. Garner Goodman
Chris O'Donnell - Adam Hall
“What do you mean by reading a book? Suppose you learn something. Loyal Moronicans shouldn't read. Take your troops out and have them burn every book in Moronica.”
Moe Howard - Moe Hailstone
