“Here's where we separate the men from the boys.”

John Candy - Buck Russell

“- Rusty Duritz: How old are you?
- Russ Duritz: Forty. In a couple days.
- Rusty Duritz: That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.
- Russ Duritz: Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.
- Rusty Duritz: This is scary.
- Russ Duritz: No. This is hilarious.”
Spencer Breslin - Rusty Duritz
Bruce Willis - Russ Duritz

“You know, when you're little, you have more endurance than God is ever to grant you again. Children are man at his strongest. They abide.”
Lillian Gish - Rachel Cooper

“That's one of the advantages of being an adult. You get to act like a kid anytime you feel like it.”

George Clooney - Jack Taylor

“You know why I like to teach children, Jack? So I don't get so wrapped up in being an adult. So I can remember there are other things that are important in life, like riding a bike, playing in a treehouse, splashing in water with your good shoes on.”
Bill Cosby - Lawrence Woodruff